Rumor Mill

So internet rumor has it that pigs have 30 minute orgasms, while lions orgasm up to 50 times a day. I attempted to get some sort of documented proof, but I got bored and ended my search with this website that sort of, but not really, answers the whole "truth" aspect of it:

www.straightdope.com

The Straight Dope - Fighting Ignorance since 1973...(it's taking longer than we thought)

Apparently it's a site where this hilarious columnist named Cecil Adams answers the most amazing questions. (Although they admit in the FAQ that he never could make a systematic search for the Vatican's porn stash.)

But that's really not the point here. The point, the question, is this: quantity or quality, folks?