Thank The Universe For Washing Machines

So you may think that little overheard quotes are nothing to get excited over, but theres this website: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com

FUNNIEST. SH**. EVER.

I damn near pissed myself I was laughing so hard. Just when I lose faith in humanity, something like this pops up and saves my life.

"Young man: I think you should have put LIFE and not LIVE on your sign.
Jesus freak, holding sign reading THROUGH JESUS WILL YOU FIND ETERNAL LIVE: Oh, thank you. Have you accepted Jesus as your savior?
Young man: No, I'm a dirty Jew. I'm going to hell."