Does the President have to pay his cable bill?
"Thank you for holding for 3 hours, how may I help you?"
"Yes, I've been charged for channels I don't have."
"Alright sir, can I just have your name and account number?"
"Barack Obama."
"Hello Mr. President."
"You know what, I just don't want to pay anymore. I shouldn't have to pay 100 a month to watch Real Housewives."
"I'm sorry Sir, I can't authorize that."
"I'm the President. I authorize it. Give me free cable."
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1 comments:
I'm pretty sure that, if someone left him on hold for three hours, he'd reopen Gitmo in a heartbeat.
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